TranslatorOriginal:
its a trap
56 Translations Later:
Discount
Submitted by Mike M
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the ‘in my pants’ game. Basically…
Original:
the ‘in my pants’ game. Basically you say the name of a song and end it with ‘in my pants’.
56 Translations Later:
The song is too short “shorts here.
Submitted by OMG!!!
“Do they look after the Pokemon?” –…
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“Do they look after the Pokemon?” — City kid, when asked what a gamekeeper does.
56 Translations Later:
“I’m Tara King – I care.
Submitted by Anonymous
I will not buy this record, it is…
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I will not buy this record, it is scrathcy
20 Translations Later:
I want to buy a CD scrathcy
Submitted by Hungrarian -> English was already screwed up
my husband punched me, is that bad?
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my husband punched me, is that bad?
56 Translations Later:
And my wife and I something wrong?
Submitted by Anonymous
Discovered by the Germans in 1904,…
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
56 Translations Later:
Germany, Germany and San Diego in 1904 and oil.
Submitted by Papa Burgundy
Do you have a life
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Do you have a life
10 Translations Later:
Your life
Submitted by OMG
I know you can do it!! give your…
Original:
I know you can do it!!
give your best try!
50 Translations Later:
I know I am tired! Hot!
Submitted by Anonymous
Who lives in a pineapple under the…
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Square Pants!
56 Translations Later:
Turkey more than life in the sea!
Submitted by Spongebob
Second chances, they don’t ever…
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Second chances, they don’t ever matter, people never change. Once a whore, you’re nothing more. I’m sorry, honey, that will never change!
56 Translations Later:
No penalty can change the world for heavy snow!
Submitted by LMAO
