i have warts

July 29th, 2010

 

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Original:

 

i have warts

 

20 Translations Later:

 

I have nipples

 

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Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

 

AFRIKAANS : Ek het vratte
Back to ENGLISH : I have warts
ALBANIAN : Unë kam lythat
Back to ENGLISH : I have warts
ARABIC : لقد الثآليل
Back to ENGLISH : I have warts
BELARUSIAN : Я бородавок
Back to ENGLISH : I warts
BULGARIAN : Аз брадавици
Back to ENGLISH : I have warts
CATALAN : Tinc berrugues
Back to ENGLISH : I have warts
CHINESE : 我有疣
Back to ENGLISH : I have warts
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我有疣
Back to ENGLISH : I have warts
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我有疣
Back to ENGLISH : I have warts
CROATIAN : Imam bradavice
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples
CZECH : Mám bradavky
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples
DANISH : Jeg har brystvorter
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples
DUTCH : Ik heb tepels
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples
ENGLISH : I have nipples
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples
ESTONIAN : Olen nippeljooturid
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples
FILIPINO : Mayroon akong nipples
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples
FINNISH : Olen Nänni
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples
FRENCH : J’ai mamelons
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples
GALICIAN : Eu teño os mamilos
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples
GERMAN : Ich habe Nippel
Back to ENGLISH : I have nipples

 

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