TranslatorI hate facebook. I don’t care what…
July 29th, 2010
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Original:
I hate facebook. I don’t care what stupid minutiae is going on in my friends’ and relatives’ lives.
56 Translations Later:
Facebook is not stupid, I hate your friends and family.
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AFRIKAANS : Ek haat facebook. I don’t care wat dom kleinigheden aan die gang is in my vriende en familie se lewens.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate facebook. I do not care what stupid trivia is going on in my friends and family’s lives.
ALBANIAN : Unë urrej facebook. Unë nuk e kujdes se çfarë vogëlsira budalla po ndodh në miqtë e mi dhe jetën e familjes.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate facebook. I do not care what silly trivia is going to my friends and family life.
ARABIC : أنا أكره الفيس بوك. لا يهمني ما التوافه سخيف هو الذهاب الى أصدقائي والحياة الأسرية.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I do not care what silly trivia is going to my friends and family life.
BELARUSIAN : Я ненавіджу Facebook. Мне ўсё роўна, што дурныя дробязі ідзе сваім сябрам і сям’і.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I do not care what silly little things are my friends and family.
BULGARIAN : Мразя Facebook. Не ми пука какво глупаво малко неща са ми приятели и семейството си.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I do not care what silly little things are my friends and family.
CATALAN : Odi Facebook. No m’importa el ximple petites coses són els meus amics i familiars.
Back to ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I do not mind the silly little things are my friends and family.
CHINESE : 恨上注册。我不介意愚蠢的小东西是我的朋友和家人。
Back to ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I do not mind silly little things that my friends and family.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 恨上注册。我不介意愚蠢的小事情，我的朋友和家人。
Back to ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I do not mind silly little things, my friends and family.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 恨上註冊。我不介意愚蠢的小事情，我的朋友和家人。
Back to ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I do not mind silly little things, my friends and family.
CROATIAN : Mržnja Facebook. I don’t mind glup malo stvari, moji prijatelji i obitelj.
Back to ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I do not mind silly little things, my friends and family.
CZECH : Nenávist Facebook. Nevadí mi hloupé maličkosti, moji přátelé a rodina.
Back to ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I do not mind silly little things, my friends and family.
DANISH : Hate Facebook. Jeg har ikke noget imod dumme små ting, mine venner og familie.
Back to ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I have nothing against stupid little things my friends and family.
DUTCH : Haat Facebook. Ik heb niets tegen een domme kleine dingen die mijn vrienden en familie.
Back to ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I have nothing against a stupid little things that my friends and family.
ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I have nothing against a stupid little things that my friends and family.
Back to ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I have nothing against a stupid little things that my friends and family.
ESTONIAN : Hate Facebook. Mul ei ole loll vähe asju, mis mu sõbrad ja perekond.
Back to ENGLISH : Hate Facebook. I’m not stupid little things that my friends and family.
FILIPINO : Hate Facebook. Hindi ako boba kaunti bagay na ang aking mga kaibigan at pamilya.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I’m not stupid little things that my friends and family.
FINNISH : Vihaan Facebook. En ole tyhmä pikku asioita, jotka minun ystävyys ja heimo.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I am not a stupid little things that my friends and family.
FRENCH : Je déteste Facebook. Je ne suis pas petites choses stupides que mes amis et famille.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I’m not stupid little things that my friends and family.
GALICIAN : Eu odeio Facebook. Eu non son parvo pequenas cousas que os meus amigos ea familia.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I’m not silly little things that my friends and family.
GERMAN : Ich hasse Facebook. Ich bin nicht dumm kleinen Dinge, die meine Freunde und Familie.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I’m not stupid little things that my friends and family.
GREEK : Μισώ Facebook. Δεν είμαι ηλίθια μικρά πράγματα που τους φίλους και την οικογένειά μου.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I’m not stupid little things that friends and family.
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Mwen rayi Facebook. Mwen pa sòt ti bagay sa yo ki zanmi ak fanmi.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I am not stupid little things that friends and family.
HEBREW : אני שונא את פייסבוק. אני לא דברים קצת טיפשי, כי חברים ובני משפחה.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I’m not some silly things that friends and family.
HINDI : मैं Facebook से नफरत है. मैं कुछ मूर्खतापूर्ण बातें नहीं कर रहा हूँ कि दोस्तों और परिवार.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I’m not some silly things that friends and family.
HUNGARIAN : Utálom a Facebook. Nem vagyok egy buta dolog, hogy a barátok és a család.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I am not a stupid thing to friends and family.
ICELANDIC : Ég hata Facebook. Ég er ekki heimskur hlutur til vina og ættingja.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I am not a stupid thing to friends and relatives.
INDONESIAN : Aku benci Facebook. Saya bukan hal bodoh kepada teman dan kerabat.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I am not a stupid thing to friends and relatives.
IRISH : Is fuath liom Facebook. Níl mé rud dúr do chairde agus ar ghaolta.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I’m not stupid thing your friends and relatives.
ITALIAN : Odio Facebook. Io non sono stupida cosa i vostri amici e parenti.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. I’m not stupid thing your friends and relatives.
JAPANESE : 私はFacebookを嫌う。私は愚かなことではない友人や親戚。
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. My friends and relatives that are not stupid.
KOREAN : 내 페이스 북이 싫어. 내 친구와 친척 바보되지 않습니다.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. My friends and relatives are not stupid.
LATVIAN : Es ienīstu Facebook. Mani draugi un radinieki nav stulba.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. My friends and relatives are not stupid.
LITHUANIAN : Aš nekenčiu “Facebook”. Mano draugai ir giminaičiai ne kvailas.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. My friends and relatives are not stupid.
MACEDONIAN : Мразам на Фејсбук. Моите пријатели и роднини не се глупави.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. My friends and relatives are not stupid.
MALAY : Aku benci Facebook. Teman-teman saya dan saudara tidak bodoh.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. My friends and family are not stupid.
MALTESE : Ddejjaqni Facebook. Ħbieb tiegħi u l-familja ma jkunux stupid.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. My friends and family are not stupid.
NORWEGIAN : Jeg hater Facebook. Mine venner og familie er ikke dumme.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. My friends and family are not stupid.
PERSIAN : من نفرت فیس بوک. دوستان و خانواده ام ، احمق نیستند.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
POLISH : Nienawidzę Facebook. Przyjaciele i rodzina nie są głupi.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
PORTUGUESE : Eu odeio Facebook. Amigos e familiares não são estúpidos.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Eu odeio Facebook. Amigos e familiares não são estúpidos.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
ROMANIAN : Urăsc Facebook. Prietenii şi familia nu sunt proşti.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
RUSSIAN : Я ненавижу Facebook. Друзья и семья не глупы.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
SERBIAN : Мрзим Фацебоок. Пријатељи и породица нису глупи.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
SLOVAK : Nenávidím Facebook. Priatelia a rodina nie sú hlúpi.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
SLOVENIAN : Sovražim Facebook. Prijatelji in družina niso neumni.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
SPANISH : Odio Facebook. Amigos y familiares no son estúpidos.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
SWAHILI : I hate Facebook. Marafiki na familia si wajinga.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
SWEDISH : Jag hatar Facebook. Vänner och familj är inte dumma.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
TAGALOG : hate ko ang Facebook. Mga kaibigan at pamilya ay hindi hunghang.
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook. Friends and family are not stupid.
THAI : ฉันเกลียด Facebook เพื่อนและครอบครัวไม่ได้โง่
Back to ENGLISH : I hate Facebook friends and family are not stupid.
TURKISH : Ben aptal değildir Facebook arkadaşlarınızla ve ailenizle nefret ediyorum.
Back to ENGLISH : Facebook is not stupid, I hate your friends and family.
UKRAINIAN : Facebook не дурний, я ненавиджу ваші друзі та родина.
Back to ENGLISH : Facebook is not stupid, I hate your friends and family.
VIETNAMESE : Facebook không phải là ngu ngốc, tôi ghét bạn bè và gia đình bạn.
Back to ENGLISH : Facebook is not stupid, I hate your friends and family.
WELSH : Nid Facebook yn dwp, mae’n gas gennyf eich ffrindiau a’ch teulu.
Back to ENGLISH : Facebook is not stupid, I hate your friends and family.
YIDDISH : קרוקס איז ניט נאַריש, איך פייַנט האָבן דיין פריינט און משפּחה.
Back to ENGLISH : Facebook is not stupid, I hate your friends and family.
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