TranslatorI have been abducted by aliens, and…
July 29th, 2010
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Original:
I have been abducted by aliens, and I was anally probed.
56 Translations Later:
But under the Guidance of Foreign Assets.
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Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!
AFRIKAANS : Ek is ontvoer deur aliens, en ek was anaal politiek.
Back to ENGLISH : I was abducted by aliens, and I was anal politics.
ALBANIAN : Unë u rrëmbyen nga qytetarët e huaj, dhe unë u politikën anal.
Back to ENGLISH : I was abducted by aliens, and I was anal policy.
ARABIC : وخطف الأجانب لي ، وكنت السياسة الشرج.
Back to ENGLISH : And the kidnapping of foreign to me, and I policy anus.
BELARUSIAN : І выкраданне замежных да мяне, і я ануса палітыкі.
Back to ENGLISH : And the kidnapping of foreign to me, and I ani policy.
BULGARIAN : А отвличането на чужди за мен, и аз Ани политика.
Back to ENGLISH : But the kidnapping of foreign to me, and I Annie policy.
CATALAN : Però el segrest d’estrangers per a mi, i la política d’Annie.
Back to ENGLISH : But the kidnapping of foreigners for me, Annie and policy.
CHINESE : 但我被绑架的外国人，安妮和政策。
Back to ENGLISH : But I was kidnapped foreigners, Anne and policies.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 不过，我被绑架的外国人，安妮和政策。
Back to ENGLISH : However, I was kidnapped foreigners, Anne and policies.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 不過，我被綁架的外國人，安妮和政策。
Back to ENGLISH : However, I was kidnapped foreigners, Anne and policies.
CROATIAN : Međutim, bila sam oteta stranaca, Anne i politike.
Back to ENGLISH : However, I was kidnapped foreigners, Anne and politics.
CZECH : Nicméně, byl jsem unesen cizinci, Anne a politice.
Back to ENGLISH : However, I was abducted by aliens, Anne and politics.
DANISH : Men jeg var bortført af rumvæsner, Anne og politik.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was abducted by aliens, Anne and politics.
DUTCH : Maar ik werd ontvoerd door buitenaardse wezens, Anne en politiek.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was abducted by aliens, Anne and politics.
ENGLISH : But I was abducted by aliens, Anne and politics.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was abducted by aliens, Anne and politics.
ESTONIAN : Aga ma rööviti välismaalaste, Anne ja poliitikas.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was kidnapped foreigners, Anne, and politics.
FILIPINO : Subalit ako ay inagaw sa mga dayuhan, Anne, at pulitika.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was kidnapped foreigners, Anne, and politics.
FINNISH : Mutta olin kidnapattu ulkomaalaisia, Anne, ja politiikassa.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was kidnapped foreigners, Anne, and politics.
FRENCH : Mais j’ai été enlevé des étrangers, Anne, et la politique.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was kidnapped foreigners, Anne, and politics.
GALICIAN : Pero eu estaba secuestrado estranxeiros, Anne, e da política.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was kidnapped foreigners, Anne, and politics.
GERMAN : Aber ich war Ausländer, Anne und Politik entführt.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was a foreigner, Anne and politics kidnapped.
GREEK : Αλλά ήμουν ξένος, Anne και την πολιτική απήγαγαν.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was a stranger, Anne and political kidnapped.
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Men, mwen se te yon etranje, Anne ak politik kidnape.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was a foreigner, Anne and political kidnapping.
HEBREW : אבל הייתי זר, אנה החטיפה הפוליטית.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was a stranger, Anna political kidnapping.
HINDI : लेकिन मैं एक अजनबी, अन्ना राजनीतिक अपहरण किया गया था.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was a stranger, Anna politician was kidnapped.
HUNGARIAN : De én egy idegen, Anna politikus elrabolta.
Back to ENGLISH : But I’m a stranger, she was kidnapped by a politician.
ICELANDIC : En Ég er útlendingur, hún var rænt af stjórnmálamaður.
Back to ENGLISH : But I am a stranger, she was kidnapped by a politician.
INDONESIAN : Tapi aku orang asing, ia diculik oleh seorang politikus.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was a foreigner, she is kidnapped by a politician.
IRISH : Ach bhí mé eachtrannach, tá sí kidnapped ag pholaiteoir.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was an alien, she is kidnapped by a politician.
ITALIAN : Ma io ero uno straniero, viene rapita da un politico.
Back to ENGLISH : But I was a foreigner, is kidnapped by a politician.
JAPANESE : しかし、私は外国人、政治家で誘拐されたされた。
Back to ENGLISH : But I am a foreigner was kidnapped politician.
KOREAN : 하지만 정치가 납치된 외국인입니다.
Back to ENGLISH : But politics is kidnapped foreigners.
LATVIAN : Bet politika ir nolaupīti ārzemnieki.
Back to ENGLISH : But the policy has been hijacked by foreigners.
LITHUANIAN : Tačiau politika buvo pagrobtas užsieniečiams.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the policy has been hijacked by foreigners.
MACEDONIAN : Сепак, политиката е киднапиран од страна на странци.
Back to ENGLISH : However, politics is abducted by aliens.
MALAY : Namun, politik yang diculik oleh alien.
Back to ENGLISH : However, politics is abducted by aliens.
MALTESE : Madankollu, il-politika hija maħtufa minn barranin.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the policy is abducted by aliens.
NORWEGIAN : Imidlertid er retningslinjene bortført av romvesener.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the guidelines abducted by aliens.
PERSIAN : با این وجود ، دستورالعمل های ربوده شده توسط بیگانگی است.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the instructions abducted by aliens.
POLISH : Jednakże zgodnie z instrukcjami uprowadzony przez kosmitów.
Back to ENGLISH : However, in accordance with the instructions abducted by aliens.
PORTUGUESE : No entanto, de acordo com as instruções abduzido por alienígenas.
Back to ENGLISH : However, according to the instructions abducted by aliens.
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : No entanto, de acordo com as instruções abduzido por alienígenas.
Back to ENGLISH : However, according to the instructions abducted by aliens.
ROMANIAN : Cu toate acestea, în conformitate cu instrucţiunile răpit de extratereştri.
Back to ENGLISH : However, in accordance with instructions abducted by aliens.
RUSSIAN : Тем не менее, в соответствии с инструкциями похитили пришельцы.
Back to ENGLISH : Nevertheless, in accordance with the instructions abducted by aliens.
SERBIAN : Ипак, у складу са упутствима отели ванземаљци.
Back to ENGLISH : However, in accordance with the instructions of the aliens abducted.
SLOVAK : Avšak, v súlade s pokynmi cudzincov unesených.
Back to ENGLISH : However, in accordance with the instructions of kidnapped foreigners.
SLOVENIAN : Vendar se v skladu z navodili ugrabljenih tujcev.
Back to ENGLISH : However, in accordance with the instructions of kidnapped foreigners.
SPANISH : Sin embargo, de acuerdo con las instrucciones de los extranjeros secuestrados.
Back to ENGLISH : However, according to the instructions of foreigners kidnapped.
SWAHILI : Hata hivyo, kwa mujibu wa maelekezo ya wageni nyara.
Back to ENGLISH : However, according to the instructions of foreign goods.
SWEDISH : Men enligt de instruktioner av utländska varor.
Back to ENGLISH : But according to the instructions of foreign goods.
TAGALOG : Subalit ayon sa mga tagubilin ng mga banyagang kalakal.
Back to ENGLISH : But according to the instructions of foreign goods.
THAI : แต่ตามคำแนะนำของสินค้าต่างประเทศ
Back to ENGLISH : But according to the instructions of foreign goods.
TURKISH : Ama yabancı malların talimatlara göre.
Back to ENGLISH : But according to the instructions of foreign goods.
UKRAINIAN : Але відповідно до інструкцій іноземних товарів.
Back to ENGLISH : But according to the instructions of foreign goods.
VIETNAMESE : Nhưng theo các hướng dẫn của hàng hóa nước ngoài.
Back to ENGLISH : But under the guidance of foreign goods.
WELSH : Ond o dan y canllawiau o nwyddau tramor.
Back to ENGLISH : But under the guidance of foreign goods.
YIDDISH : אבער אונטער די גיידאַנס פון פרעמד פארמעגן.
Back to ENGLISH : But under the Guidance of Foreign Assets.
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