Ask not what your country can do for…

July 29th, 2010

 

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Original:

 

Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.

 

56 Translations Later:

 

Or you can go home.

 

Submitted by Franklin – and finish the damn fence!

 

Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

 

AFRIKAANS : Vra nie wat jou land vir jou kan doen, maar wat jy kan doen vir jou land.
Back to ENGLISH : Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.
ALBANIAN : Parashtro pyetjen çfarë vendi juaj mund të bëjë për ju, por çfarë mund të bëni për vendin tuaj.
Back to ENGLISH : Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.
ARABIC : لا تسأل عما يمكن أن يفعله بلدك لك ولكن ما يمكنك القيام به لبلدك.
Back to ENGLISH : Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.
BELARUSIAN : Не пытайцеся, што ваша краіна можа зрабіць для вас, але вы можаце зрабіць для вашай краіны.
Back to ENGLISH : Do not what your country can do for you, but you can do for your country.
BULGARIAN : Да не какво вашата страна може да направи за вас, но можете да направите за вашата страна.
Back to ENGLISH : Not what your country can do for you, but you can do for your country.
CATALAN : No és el que el teu país pot fer per vostè, però vostè pot fer pel seu país.
Back to ENGLISH : Not what your country can do for you, but you can do for your country.
CHINESE : 不是你的国家能为你做,但你可以为你的国家。
Back to ENGLISH : Is not your country can do for you, but you can for your country.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 是不是你的国家能为你做,但你可以为你的国家。
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can for your country.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 是你的國家能為你做,但你可以為你的國家。
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can for your country.
CROATIAN : Je li vaša zemlja može učiniti za vas, ali možete za svoju zemlju.
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can for your country.
CZECH : Je vaše země může udělat pro vás, ale můžete si pro vaši zemi.
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can for your country.
DANISH : Er dit land kan gøre for dig, men du kan for dit land.
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can for your country.
DUTCH : Is uw land voor u kan doen, maar u kunt voor uw land.
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can for your country.
ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can for your country.
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can for your country.
ESTONIAN : Kas teie riik saab teha sinu heaks, kuid võite oma riigis.
Back to ENGLISH : Does your country can do for you, but you can at home.
FILIPINO : Ba ang iyong bansa ay maaaring gawin para sa iyo, ngunit maaari ka sa bahay.
Back to ENGLISH : Does your country can do for you, but you can at home.
FINNISH : Onko maanne voi tehdä teille, vaan voit kotona.
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can at home.
FRENCH : Est votre pays peut faire pour vous, mais vous pouvez à la maison.
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can at home.
GALICIAN : É o seu país pode facer por ti, pero pode na casa.
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but can at home.
GERMAN : Ist Ihr Land für Sie tun kann, sondern können zu Hause.
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but can at home.
GREEK : Είναι η χώρα σας μπορεί να κάνει για σας, αλλά μπορεί στο σπίτι.
Back to ENGLISH : Is your country can do for you, but you can at home.
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Se peyi ou kapab fè pou ou, men ou kapab nan kay la.
Back to ENGLISH : The country can do for you, but you can at home.
HEBREW : המדינה יכולה לעשות בשבילך, אבל אתה יכול בבית.
Back to ENGLISH : Country can do for you, but you can at home.
HINDI : देश तुम्हारे लिए क्या कर सकते हैं, लेकिन आप कर सकते हैं घर पर.
Back to ENGLISH : Country can do for you, but you can make at home.
HUNGARIAN : Ország tehetek érted, de lehet, hogy otthon.
Back to ENGLISH : The country can do for you, but it may be that at home.
ICELANDIC : Landið getur gert fyrir þig, en það kann að vera að heima.
Back to ENGLISH : The country can do for you, but it may be that at home.
INDONESIAN : negara dapat lakukan untuk Anda, tapi mungkin bisa yang di rumah.
Back to ENGLISH : country can do for you, but it may be that at home.
IRISH : Is féidir le tír a dhéanamh duit, ach d’fhéadfadh sé a bheith go sa bhaile.
Back to ENGLISH : Country can do for you, but it may be that at home.
ITALIAN : Paese può fare per voi, ma può darsi che a casa.
Back to ENGLISH : Country can do for you, but maybe at home.
JAPANESE : 国はあなたのためしかし、家庭かもしれないで行うことができます。
Back to ENGLISH : But for the country you can do at home maybe.
KOREAN : 하지만 조국을 위해 당신이 집에 가거나 할 수 있습니다.
Back to ENGLISH : But for a country you can go home.
LATVIAN : Bet valstij varat doties mājās.
Back to ENGLISH : But the state can go home.
LITHUANIAN : Tačiau valstybė gali eiti namo.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the State can go home.
MACEDONIAN : Сепак, државата може да си оди дома.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the state can go home.
MALAY : Namun, negara boleh pulang.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the country can go home.
MALTESE : Madankollu, il-pajjiż jista ‘tmur id-dar.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the country can go home.
NORWEGIAN : Men, kan landet dra hjem.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the country may go home.
PERSIAN : با این حال ، این کشور ممکن است به خانه بروند.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the country may go home.
POLISH : Jednak państwo może wrócić do domu.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the State can go home.
PORTUGUESE : No entanto, o Estado pode ir para casa.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the state can go home.
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : No entanto, o Estado pode ir para casa.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the state can go home.
ROMANIAN : Cu toate acestea, statul poate pleca acasa.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the state can go home.
RUSSIAN : Тем не менее, государство не может вернуться домой.
Back to ENGLISH : Nevertheless, the State can not return home.
SERBIAN : Ипак, држава не може вратити кући.
Back to ENGLISH : However, the state can not return home.
SLOVAK : Sa však môže stať, nemôžu vrátiť domov.
Back to ENGLISH : However, it may be, can return home.
SLOVENIAN : Lahko pa je mogoče, vrnejo domov.
Back to ENGLISH : Alternatively, it is possible to return home.
SPANISH : Alternativamente, es posible volver a casa.
Back to ENGLISH : Alternatively, you may return home.
SWAHILI : Njia nyingine, unaweza kurudi nyumbani.
Back to ENGLISH : Alternatively, you can return home.
SWEDISH : Alternativt kan du återvända hem.
Back to ENGLISH : Alternatively, you can return home.
TAGALOG : Bilang kahalili, maaari kang bumalik sa bahay.
Back to ENGLISH : Alternatively, you can return home.
THAI : หรือคุณสามารถกลับบ้าน
Back to ENGLISH : Or you can go home.
TURKISH : Yoksa eve gidebilirsiniz.
Back to ENGLISH : Or you can go home.
UKRAINIAN : Або ж ви можете йти додому.
Back to ENGLISH : Or you can go home.
VIETNAMESE : Hoặc bạn có thể về nhà.
Back to ENGLISH : Or you can go home.
WELSH : Neu gallwch fynd adref.
Back to ENGLISH : Or you can go home.
YIDDISH : אָדער איר קענען גיין היים.
Back to ENGLISH : Or you can go home.

 

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