TranslatorOriginal:
Guns don’t kill people. I kill people.
56 Translations Later:
I do not know many words.
Submitted by cAUSE i’M AN IDIOT
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake
Original:
i love you like a fat kid loves cake
56 Translations Later:
1 / 10 of children are overweight.
Submitted by haha
If somebody tries to touch you in a…
Original:
If somebody tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that’s no good.
56 Translations Later:
Annoying people, places and things.
Submitted by Anonymous
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very…
Original:
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
56 Translations Later:
Jesus is bad.
Submitted by Anonymous
Curiosity killed the cat
Original:
Curiosity killed the cat
40 Translations Later:
Curious cat lives
Submitted by Really?
you’re annoying me
Original:
you’re annoying me
56 Translations Later:
I am sorry.
Submitted by that’s ok
I am an original person and no one…
Original:
I am an original person and no one can ever be like me!
56 Translations Later:
Amen!
Submitted by How sweet!
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Original:
Why don’t we do it in the road?
56 Translations Later:
For obvious reasons
Submitted by Madeira
I hate facebook. I don’t care what…
Original:
I hate facebook. I don’t care what stupid minutiae is going on in my friends’ and relatives’ lives.
56 Translations Later:
Facebook is not stupid, I hate your friends and family.
Submitted by Anonymous
I should go to sleep. I have class…
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I should go to sleep. I have class later.
56 Translations Later:
Rest after Graduation.
Submitted by um gonna need lots of red bull lol
