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When am I going to die?

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When am I going to die?

 

40 Translations Later:

 

If I die?

 

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a b c d e f g h i…

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a
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56 Translations Later:

 

Jklm abkdefgh.

 

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You ain’t got no pancake mix! God is…

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You ain’t got no pancake mix! God is atheist

 

56 Translations Later:

 

These funds can not understand. There is no God.

 

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You have failed your whole fuckin…

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You have failed your whole fuckin life. Rambo is the god and chuck norris can’t beat him.

 

56 Translations Later:

 

Chad Norris and my life, God and Katrina.

 

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did video really kill the radio star

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did video really kill the radio star

 

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Video killed the radio star

 

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My people have been without TP. No…

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My people have been without TP. No Man should be without TP

 

56 Translations Later:

 

Love.

 

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You cannot escape the Almighty…

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You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole! Run as you may, you cannot escape!

 

56 Translations Later:

 

Most font! You!

 

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is that the biggest ass you’ve ever…

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is that the biggest ass you’ve ever seen?

 

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Losses Calculated?

 

Submitted by Why, yes, yes they have been!

 

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I think poo is funny because it…

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I think poo is funny because it comes out of your BUM.

 

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I ask because I think it’s really bad.

 

Submitted by Rose

 

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sorry, I slept with your wife

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sorry, I slept with your wife

 

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Unfortunately, this

 

Submitted by Harsh words…

 

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