TranslatorOriginal:
my left boob is smaller than my right boob.
56 Translations Later:
Fix that problem.
Submitted by Anonymous
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I hate facebook. I don’t care what…
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I hate facebook. I don’t care what stupid minutiae is going on in my friends’ and relatives’ lives.
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Facebook is not stupid, I hate your friends and family.
Submitted by Anonymous
Ask not what your country can do for…
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Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.
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Or you can go home.
Submitted by Franklin – and finish the damn fence!
I think we need more vodka.
Original:
I think we need more vodka.
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Duh.
Submitted by TM
What you gonna do with all that…
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What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk
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Nothing special
Submitted by well fuck
I can haz Cheeseburger.
Original:
I can haz Cheeseburger.
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I am God
Submitted by manjel
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To be or not to be, that is the…
Original:
To be or not to be, that is the question.
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This is a problem.
Submitted by Well.
Why don’t we do it in the road?
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Why don’t we do it in the road?
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For obvious reasons
Submitted by Madeira
I think I’m kind of gay.
Original:
I think I’m kind of gay.
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I think it’s true.
Submitted by Anonymous
I don’t appreciate you making fun of me.
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I don’t appreciate you making fun of me.
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I know, I laughed.
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