When am I going to die?

40 Translations Later:

If I die?

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Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

AFRIKAANS : Wanneer gaan ek om te sterf?
Back to ENGLISH : When am I going to die?
ALBANIAN : Kur jam unë do të vdes?
Back to ENGLISH : When am I going to die?
ARABIC : عندما أنا سوف أموت؟
Back to ENGLISH : When I’m going to die?
BELARUSIAN : Калі я памру?
Back to ENGLISH : When I die?
BULGARIAN : Когато умра?
Back to ENGLISH : When I die?
CATALAN : Quan jo em mori?
Back to ENGLISH : When I die?
CHINESE : 当我死的？
Back to ENGLISH : When I die?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 当我死的？
Back to ENGLISH : When I die?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 當我死的？
Back to ENGLISH : When I die?
CROATIAN : Kada umrem?
Back to ENGLISH : When I die?
CZECH : Až zemřu?
Back to ENGLISH : When I die?
DANISH : Når jeg dør?
Back to ENGLISH : When I die?
DUTCH : Als ik sterf?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
ENGLISH : If I die?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
ESTONIAN : Kui ma suren?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
FILIPINO : Kung ako mamatay?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
FINNISH : Jos kuolen?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
FRENCH : Si je meurs?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
GALICIAN : Se eu morrer?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
GERMAN : Wenn ich sterbe?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
GREEK : Αν πεθάνω;
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Si m ‘mouri?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
HEBREW : אם אני אמות?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
HINDI : अगर मैं मर गया क्या?
Back to ENGLISH : What if I die?
HUNGARIAN : Mit tegyek, ha meghalok?
Back to ENGLISH : What if I die?
ICELANDIC : Hvað ef ég dey?
Back to ENGLISH : What if I die?
INDONESIAN : Bagaimana jika aku mati?
Back to ENGLISH : What if I die?
IRISH : Cad a tharlaíonn má mé bás?
Back to ENGLISH : What if I die?
ITALIAN : Che cosa succede se muoio?
Back to ENGLISH : What happens if I die?
JAPANESE : 私が死ぬ場合はどうなりますか？
Back to ENGLISH : If I die what happens?
KOREAN : 내가 죽으면 어떻게 되나요?
Back to ENGLISH : What happens if I die?
LATVIAN : Kas notiks, ja es die?
Back to ENGLISH : What happens if I die?
LITHUANIAN : Kas atsitiks, jei aš mirti?
Back to ENGLISH : What happens if I die?
MACEDONIAN : Што се случува ако умрам?
Back to ENGLISH : What happens if I die?
MALAY : Apa yang terjadi jika aku mati?
Back to ENGLISH : What happens if I die?
MALTESE : X’jiġri jekk immut?
Back to ENGLISH : What if I die?
NORWEGIAN : Hva om jeg dør?
Back to ENGLISH : What if I die?
PERSIAN : اگر من بمیرم؟
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
POLISH : Jeśli umrę?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?
PORTUGUESE : Se eu morrer?
Back to ENGLISH : If I die?

Translation Score: 0.1754 (What’s This?)

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56 Translations Later:

Jklm abkdefgh.

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Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

AFRIKAANS : abcdefghijklmnopq
Back to ENGLISH : abcdefghijklmnopq
ALBANIAN : abcdefghijklmnopq
Back to ENGLISH : abcdefghijklmnopq
ARABIC : abcdefghijklmnopq
Back to ENGLISH : abcdefghijklmnopq
BELARUSIAN : abcdefghijklmnopq
Back to ENGLISH : abcdefghijklmnopq
BULGARIAN : abcdefghijklmnopq
Back to ENGLISH : abcdefghijklmnopq
CATALAN : abcdefghijklmnopq
Back to ENGLISH : abcdefghijklmnopq
CHINESE : abcdefghijklmnopq
Back to ENGLISH : abcdefghijklmnopq
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : abcdefghijklmnopq
Back to ENGLISH : abcdefghijklmnopq
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : abcdefghijklmnopq
Back to ENGLISH : abcdefghijklmnopq
CROATIAN : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQ
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
CZECH : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
DANISH : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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DUTCH : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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ESTONIAN : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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FILIPINO : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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FINNISH : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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FRENCH : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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GALICIAN : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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GERMAN : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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GREEK : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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HAITIAN_CREOLE : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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HEBREW : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
HINDI : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
HUNGARIAN : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
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ICELANDIC : ABCDEFGHIJKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
INDONESIAN : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
IRISH : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
ITALIAN : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
JAPANESE : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
KOREAN : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
LATVIAN : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
LITHUANIAN : ABCDEFGHI JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : Abcdefgh JKLM
MACEDONIAN : Abcdefgh JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : Abcdefgh JKLM
MALAY : ABCDEFGH JKLM
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MALTESE : ABCDEFGH JKLM
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NORWEGIAN : ABCDEFGH JKLM
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PERSIAN : ABCDEFGH JKLM
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POLISH : ABCDEFGH JKLM
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PORTUGUESE : ABCDEFGH JKLM
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PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : ABCDEFGH JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGH JKLM
ROMANIAN : ABCDEFGH JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGH JKLM
RUSSIAN : ABCDEFGH JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGH JKLM
SERBIAN : АБЦДЕФГХ ЈКЛМ
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGH JKLM
SLOVAK : ABCDEFGH JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGH JKLM
SLOVENIAN : ABCDEFGH JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGH JKLM
SPANISH : ABCDEFGH JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : JKLM ABCDEFGH
SWAHILI : JKLM ABCDEFGH
Back to ENGLISH : JKLM ABCDEFGH
SWEDISH : JKLM ABCDEFGH
Back to ENGLISH : JKLM ABCDEFGH
TAGALOG : JKLM ABCDEFGH
Back to ENGLISH : JKLM ABCDEFGH
THAI : ABCDEFGH JKLM
Back to ENGLISH : ABCDEFGH JKLM.
TURKISH : ABCDEFGH JKLM.
Back to ENGLISH : JKLM ABCDEFGH.
UKRAINIAN : JKLM ABCDEFGH.
Back to ENGLISH : JKLM ABCDEFGH.
VIETNAMESE : JKLM ABCDEFGH.
Back to ENGLISH : JKLM ABCDEFGH.
WELSH : JKLM ABCDEFGH.
Back to ENGLISH : JKLM ABCDEFGH.
YIDDISH : דזשקלם אַבקדעפגה.
Back to ENGLISH : Jklm abkdefgh.

Translation Score: 0.0000 (What’s This?)

You ain’t got no pancake mix! God is atheist

56 Translations Later:

These funds can not understand. There is no God.

Submitted by Anonymous

Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

AFRIKAANS : Jy is nie pannekoek gekry het nie meng! God is die ateïs
Back to ENGLISH : You is not got no pancake mix! God is the atheist
ALBANIAN : Ju nuk mori asnjë përzierje zbritje! Perëndia është ateist
Back to ENGLISH : You do not got no mix discount! God is atheistic
ARABIC : كنت لا حصلت على أي خصم مزيج! الله هو الإلحادية
Back to ENGLISH : You do not get any discount mix! God is atheistic
BELARUSIAN : Вы не атрымаеце ніякай скідкі мікс! Бог атэістычнай
Back to ENGLISH : You will not get any discounts mix! God is an atheist
BULGARIAN : Вие няма да получите никакви отстъпки микс! Бог е един атеист
Back to ENGLISH : You will not receive any discounts mix! God is an atheist
CATALAN : No rebrà cap tipus de barreja de descomptes! Déu és ateu
Back to ENGLISH : Not receive any combination of discounts! God is an atheist
CHINESE : 不接受任何折扣组合！上帝是一个无神论者
Back to ENGLISH : Combination does not accept any discount! God is an atheist
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 组合不接受任何折扣！上帝是一个无神论者
Back to ENGLISH : Combination does not accept any discount! God is an atheist
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 組合不接受任何折扣！上帝是一個無神論者
Back to ENGLISH : Combination does not accept any discount! God is an atheist
CROATIAN : Kombinacija ne prihvaća bilo popusta! Bog je ateist
Back to ENGLISH : The combination does not accept any discount! God is an atheist
CZECH : Kombinace nepřijímá žádnou slevu! Bůh je ateista
Back to ENGLISH : The combination does not take any credit! God is an atheist
DANISH : Kombinationen tager ikke kredit! Gud er en ateist
Back to ENGLISH : The combination does not take credit! God is an atheist
DUTCH : De combinatie wordt geen rekening krediet! God is een atheïst
Back to ENGLISH : The combination does not take credit! God is an atheist
ENGLISH : The combination does not take credit! God is an atheist
Back to ENGLISH : The combination does not take credit! God is an atheist
ESTONIAN : Kombinatsioon ei võta krediidiriski! Jumal on ateist
Back to ENGLISH : The combination of not taking the credit! God is an atheist
FILIPINO : Ang kombinasyon ng hindi pagkuha ng credit! Ang Diyos ay isang ateo
Back to ENGLISH : The combination of not getting credit! God is an atheist
FINNISH : Yhdistelmä ei saada luottoa! Jumala on ateisti
Back to ENGLISH : Combination does not receive credit! God is an atheist
FRENCH : Combinaison ne reçoit pas de crédit! Dieu est un athée
Back to ENGLISH : Combination does not receive credit! God is an atheist
GALICIAN : Selección de non recibir o crédito! Deus é un ateo
Back to ENGLISH : Selection of not getting the credit! God is an atheist
GERMAN : Auswahl der Kredite nicht bekommen! Gott ist ein Atheist
Back to ENGLISH : Selection can not get the credit! God is an Atheist
GREEK : Επιλογή δεν μπορεί να πάρει την πίστωση! Ο Θεός είναι άθεος
Back to ENGLISH : Choice can not get the credit! God is an atheist
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Chwa pa ka jwenn kredi a! Bondye se yon ate
Back to ENGLISH : Choice can not get the credit! God is dumped
HEBREW : בחירה לא יכול לקבל את האשראי! אלוהים הוא זרק
Back to ENGLISH : Selection can not get the credit! God is tossed
HINDI : चयन क्रेडिट नहीं मिल सकता! भगवान फेंक दिया है
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not choose! God is tossed
HUNGARIAN : Hitel nem lehet választani! Isten dobta
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not be separated! God is tossed
ICELANDIC : Trúnaður er ekki hægt að skilja! Guð er kastað
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God is tossed
INDONESIAN : Kredit tidak dapat mengerti! Allah melemparkan
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God throws
IRISH : Ní féidir Creidmheasa a thuiscint! Dia throws
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God throws
ITALIAN : Di credito non può capire! Dio getta
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God throws
JAPANESE : クレジットには理解できないことができます！神がスローされます
Back to ENGLISH : The credit can not understand! God is thrown
KOREAN : 신용 이해할 수 없어! 하나님이 throw됩니다
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God will throw
LATVIAN : Kredītu nevar saprast! Dievs mest
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God throw
LITHUANIAN : Kreditinė negaliu suprasti! Dievas mesti
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God quit
MACEDONIAN : Кредит не може да разбере! Бог да престанам
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God quit
MALAY : Kredit tidak dapat mengerti! Allah berhenti
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God stops
MALTESE : Kreditu ma tistax tifhem! Alla waqfiet
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God stops
NORWEGIAN : Kredittkort kan ikke forstå! Gud stopper
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God stops
PERSIAN : اعتباری نمی توانند درک کنند! خدا متوقف می شود
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God stops
POLISH : Kredytu nie może zrozumieć! Bóg przestaje
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God is no longer
PORTUGUESE : Crédito não consigo entender! Deus não é mais
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God is no longer
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Crédito não consigo entender! Deus não é mais
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God is no longer
ROMANIAN : De credit nu pot intelege! Dumnezeu nu mai este
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God is not
RUSSIAN : Кредит не может понять! Бог не есть
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God is not
SERBIAN : Кредит не могу да разумем! Бог није
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God is not
SLOVAK : Kreditné nemôže pochopiť! Boh nie je
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God is not
SLOVENIAN : Kreditne ne razume! Bog ni
Back to ENGLISH : Credit can not understand! God is not
SPANISH : El crédito no puede entender! Dios no es
Back to ENGLISH : The credit can not understand! God is not
SWAHILI : mikopo ya nashindwa kuelewa! Mungu si
Back to ENGLISH : loans can not understand! God is not
SWEDISH : lån kan inte förstå! Gud är inte
Back to ENGLISH : loans can not understand! God is not
TAGALOG : mga pautang ay hindi maaaring maunawaan! Ang Diyos ay hindi
Back to ENGLISH : These loans can not understand! God does not
THAI : เงินเหล่านี้ไม่สามารถเข้าใจ พระเจ้าไม่ได้
Back to ENGLISH : These funds can not understand. God does not.
TURKISH : Bu fonlar anlayamıyorum. Tanrı yok.
Back to ENGLISH : These funds can not understand. There is no God.
UKRAINIAN : Ці кошти не можуть зрозуміти. Існує немає Бога.
Back to ENGLISH : These funds can not understand. There is no God.
VIETNAMESE : Các quỹ này không thể hiểu được. Không có Thiên Chúa.
Back to ENGLISH : These funds can not understand. There is no God.
WELSH : Ni all y cronfeydd hyn yn deall. Nid oes Duw.
Back to ENGLISH : These funds can not understand. There is no God.
YIDDISH : דאס געלט קענען ניט פֿאַרשטיין. עס איז קיין גאָט.
Back to ENGLISH : These funds can not understand. There is no God.

Translation Score: 0.1111 (What’s This?)

You have failed your whole fuckin life. Rambo is the god and chuck norris can’t beat him.

56 Translations Later:

Chad Norris and my life, God and Katrina.

Submitted by Anonymous

Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

AFRIKAANS : Jy het nie jou hele fuckin lewe. Rambo is die God en chuck norris hom nie kan klop.
Back to ENGLISH : You have your whole fuckin life. Rambo is a God and Chuck Norris can not beat.
ALBANIAN : Ju keni gjithë jetën tuaj fuckin. Rambo është një Zot dhe Chuck Norris nuk mundi.
Back to ENGLISH : You have your whole fuckin life. Rambo is a God and Chuck Norris could not.
ARABIC : لديك حياتك كلها فوكين. رامبو هو الله وتشاك نوريس لا يستطيع.
Back to ENGLISH : You have your whole life Fuckin. Rambo is God and Chuck Norris can not.
BELARUSIAN : У вас ўсё жыццё Fuckin. Рэмбо ёсць Бог, і Чак Норысу не можа.
Back to ENGLISH : Your whole life Fuckin. Rambo is a God, and Chuck Norris can not.
BULGARIAN : Целия си живот Супер. Рамбо е Бог, и Чък Норис не може.
Back to ENGLISH : All my life great. Rambo is God and Chuck Norris can not.
CATALAN : Tota la meva vida gran. Rambo és Déu i Chuck Norris no pot.
Back to ENGLISH : All my life great. Rambo and Chuck Norris is not God.
CHINESE : 我所有的生活的伟大。兰博和Chuck诺里斯不是神。
Back to ENGLISH : All my life great. Rambo and Chuck Norris is not God.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我所有的生活的伟大。兰博和Chuck诺里斯不是神。
Back to ENGLISH : All my life great. Rambo and Chuck Norris is not God.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我所有的生活的偉大。蘭博和Chuck諾里斯不是神。
Back to ENGLISH : All my life great. Rambo and Chuck Norris is not God.
CROATIAN : Cijeli život super. Rambo i Chuck Norris nije Bog.
Back to ENGLISH : Whole life great. Rambo and Chuck Norris is not God.
CZECH : Celý život skvělý. Rambo a Chuck Norris není Bůh.
Back to ENGLISH : All my life great. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
DANISH : Hele mit liv stor. Rambo og Chuck Norris er Gud.
Back to ENGLISH : All my life great. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
DUTCH : Heel mijn leven geweldig. Rambo en Chuck Norris is God.
Back to ENGLISH : All my life great. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
ENGLISH : All my life great. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
Back to ENGLISH : All my life great. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
ESTONIAN : Kõik mu elu suurepärane. Rambo ja Chuck Norris on Jumal.
Back to ENGLISH : All my life wonderful. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
FILIPINO : Lahat ng aking mga kahanga-hangang buhay. Rambo at Chuck Norris ay Diyos.
Back to ENGLISH : All my wonderful life. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
FINNISH : Kaikki ihanat elämää. Rambo ja Chuck Norris on Jumala.
Back to ENGLISH : All the wonderful life. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
FRENCH : Toute la vie merveilleuse. Rambo et Chuck Norris, c’est Dieu.
Back to ENGLISH : All the wonderful life. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
GALICIAN : Toda a vida marabillosa. Rambo e Chuck Norris é Deus.
Back to ENGLISH : All the wonderful life. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
GERMAN : All das wundervolle Leben. Rambo und Chuck Norris ist Gott.
Back to ENGLISH : All the wonderful life. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
GREEK : Όλες οι υπέροχη ζωή. Ράμπο και Chuck Norris είναι ο Θεός.
Back to ENGLISH : All great life. Rambo and Chuck Norris is God.
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Tout lavi anpil. Ranbo ak Chuck Norris se Bondye.
Back to ENGLISH : All lives. Ranbo and Chuck Norris is God.
HEBREW : כל חייהם. Ranbo ואת צ ‘אק נוריס הוא אלוהים.
Back to ENGLISH : All their lives. Ranbo and Chuck Norris is God.
HINDI : उनके सभी रहता है. Ranbo और चक Norris भगवान है.
Back to ENGLISH : All their lives. Ranbo and Chuck Norris is God.
HUNGARIAN : Egész életükben. Ranbo és Chuck Norris az Isten.
Back to ENGLISH : Throughout their lives. Ranbo and Chuck Norris is God.
ICELANDIC : Í gegnum líf þeirra. Ranbo og Chuck Norris er Guð.
Back to ENGLISH : Through their lives. Ranbo and Chuck Norris is God.
INDONESIAN : Melalui hidup mereka. Chuck Norris Ranbo dan adalah Allah.
Back to ENGLISH : Through their lives. Ranbo and Chuck Norris is God.
IRISH : Trí mheán a saol. Chuck Norris Ranbo agus Dia.
Back to ENGLISH : Through its life. Chuck Norris and God Ranbo.
ITALIAN : Attraverso la sua vita. Chuck Norris e Ranbo Dio.
Back to ENGLISH : Through his life. Chuck Norris and God Ranbir
JAPANESE : 彼の人生を通して。チャックノリス、神はカトリーナ
Back to ENGLISH : Throughout his life. Chuck Norris, God Katrina
KOREAN : 그의 인생 내내. 척 노리스, 하나님 카트 리나
Back to ENGLISH : Throughout his life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
LATVIAN : Visu savu dzīvi. Chuck Norris, Dievs, Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : All my life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
LITHUANIAN : Visi mano gyvenime. Chuck Norris, Dievas, “Katrina”
Back to ENGLISH : All of my life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
MACEDONIAN : Сите на мојот живот. Чак Норис, Боже, Катрина
Back to ENGLISH : All of my life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
MALAY : Semua hidup saya. Chuck Norris, Allah, Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : All my life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
MALTESE : Ħajja kollha tiegħi. Norris Chuck, Alla, Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : All my life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
NORWEGIAN : Hele mitt liv. Chuck Norris, Gud, Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : All of my life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
PERSIAN : همه زندگی من است. چاک نوریس ، خدا ، کاترینا
Back to ENGLISH : All my life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
POLISH : Całe moje życie. Chuck Norris, Bóg, Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : My whole life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
PORTUGUESE : Minha vida inteira. Chuck Norris, Deus, Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : My whole life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Minha vida inteira. Chuck Norris, Deus, Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : My whole life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
ROMANIAN : Întreaga mea viaţă. Chuck Norris, Dumnezeu, Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : My whole life. Chuck Norris, God, Katrina
RUSSIAN : Вся моя жизнь. Чак Норрис, Бог, “Катрина”
Back to ENGLISH : All my life. Chuck Norris, God and Katrina
SERBIAN : Све мој живот. Цак Норис, Бога и Катрина
Back to ENGLISH : All of my life. Chuck Norris, God and Katrina
SLOVAK : Všetci v mojom živote. Chuck Norris, Boh a Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : All of my life. Chuck Norris, God and Katrina
SLOVENIAN : Vse moje življenje. Chuck Norris, Bog in Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : All of my life. Chuck Norris, God and Katrina
SPANISH : Toda mi vida. Chuck Norris, Dios y Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : All my life. Chuck Norris, God and Katrina
SWAHILI : Yote maisha yangu. Chuck Norris, Mungu na Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : All my life. Chuck Norris, God and Katrina
SWEDISH : Hela mitt liv. Chuck Norris, Gud och Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : My whole life. Chuck Norris, God and Katrina
TAGALOG : Ang aking buong buhay. Chuck Norris, ang Diyos at Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : My whole life. Chuck Norris, God and Katrina
THAI : ทั้งชีวิตของฉัน Chuck Norris พระเจ้าและ Katrina
Back to ENGLISH : Chuck Norris and my life God and Katrina.
TURKISH : Chuck Norris ve hayatımı Tanrı ve Katrina.
Back to ENGLISH : Chuck Norris and my life, God and Katrina.
UKRAINIAN : Чак Норріс і про моє життя, Бог і “Катріна”.
Back to ENGLISH : Chuck Norris and about my life, God and Katrina.
VIETNAMESE : Chuck Norris và về cuộc sống của tôi, Thiên Chúa và Katrina.
Back to ENGLISH : Chuck Norris and about my life, God and Katrina.
WELSH : Chuck Norris ac am fy mywyd, Duw a Katrina.
Back to ENGLISH : Chuck Norris and my life, God and Katrina.
YIDDISH : טשאַק נאָריס און מיין לעבן, גאָט און קאַטרינאַ.
Back to ENGLISH : Chad Norris and my life, God and Katrina.

Translation Score: 0.1587 (What’s This?)

did video really kill the radio star

56 Translations Later:

Video killed the radio star

Submitted by Damn!

Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

AFRIKAANS : video regtig doodmaak het die radio star
Back to ENGLISH : Video really kill the radio star
ALBANIAN : Video vërtetë vrasin yll radio
Back to ENGLISH : Video really kill the radio star
ARABIC : فيديو قتل حقا نجمة الراديو
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star really
BELARUSIAN : Відэа забіла радыё-зоркі на самой справе
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star actually
BULGARIAN : Видео уби радио звездни действително
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star actually
CATALAN : El vídeo va matar l’estrella de ràdio en realitat
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star in reality
CHINESE : 在现实中被杀害的视频广播明星
Back to ENGLISH : In reality, radio star video killed
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 实际上，广播明星视频死亡
Back to ENGLISH : In fact, the radio star video killed
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 事實上，廣播明星視頻死亡
Back to ENGLISH : In fact, the radio star video killed
CROATIAN : U stvari, video radijska zvijezda poginuo
Back to ENGLISH : In fact, video killed radio star
CZECH : Ve skutečnosti, video zabil rozhlasová hvězda
Back to ENGLISH : In fact, video killed the radio star
DANISH : Faktisk dræbte video radioen star
Back to ENGLISH : Actually killed the radio star video
DUTCH : Eigenlijk doodde de radio star video
Back to ENGLISH : Actually killed the radio star video
ENGLISH : Actually killed the radio star video
Back to ENGLISH : Actually killed the radio star video
ESTONIAN : Tegelikult tappis raadio star video
Back to ENGLISH : Actually killed the radio star video
FILIPINO : Talagang pinatay ang radio video bituin
Back to ENGLISH : Video really killed the radio star
FINNISH : Video todella tappoi radio tähti
Back to ENGLISH : Video really killed the radio star
FRENCH : Vidéo vraiment tué la star de la radio
Back to ENGLISH : Video really kill the radio star
GALICIAN : Vídeo realmente matar a estrela do radio
Back to ENGLISH : Video really kill the radio star
GERMAN : Video wirklich töten die radio star
Back to ENGLISH : Video really kill the radio star
GREEK : Βίντεο σκοτώσει πραγματικά το αστέρι ραδιόφωνο
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star really
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Video mouri etwal nan radyo reyèlman
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star really
HEBREW : וידיאו הרג את כוכב הרדיו באמת
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star really
HINDI : वीडियो रेडियो स्टार को मार डाला सच
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star really
HUNGARIAN : Videó megölte a rádió csillag valójában
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star in reality
ICELANDIC : Video drap útvarp stjarna í veruleika
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star in reality
INDONESIAN : Video membunuh bintang radio di realitas
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star in the reality
IRISH : Video mharaigh an réalt raidió i ndáiríre
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star really
ITALIAN : Tv ha ucciso la stella della radio davvero
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star really
JAPANESE : ビデオは本当にラジオスターを殺した
Back to ENGLISH : The video really killed the radio star
KOREAN : 비디오 정말 라디오 스타를 죽였다
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star I
LATVIAN : Video nogalināja radio zvaigzni I
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star I
LITHUANIAN : Video nužudyti radijo žvaigždė aš
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
MACEDONIAN : Видео уби радио ѕвезда, јас
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
MALAY : Video membunuh bintang radio, saya
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
MALTESE : Video maqtula l-istilla radju, I
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
NORWEGIAN : Video drept radioen stjerne, jeg
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
PERSIAN : فیلم کشته شدن ستاره های رادیویی ، من
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
POLISH : Video zabiło gwiazdę radia, I
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
PORTUGUESE : O vídeo destruiu a estrela do rádio, eu
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : O vídeo destruiu a estrela do rádio, eu
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
ROMANIAN : Video ucis de radio star, am
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
RUSSIAN : Видео убило радио-звезды, я
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
SERBIAN : Видео убио радио-звезду, ја
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
SLOVAK : Video zabil rozhlasová hviezda, I
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
SLOVENIAN : Video ubil radijske zvezde, I
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
SPANISH : El vídeo mató a la estrella de radio, yo
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
SWAHILI : Video kuuawa na nyota redio, mimi
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
SWEDISH : Video dödade radion stjärna, jag
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
TAGALOG : Video pinatay ang radio star, ako
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star, I
THAI : วิดีโอฆ่าวิทยุดาวที่ฉัน
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star I
TURKISH : Video radyo star öldürdü I
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star I
UKRAINIAN : Відео вбило радіо-а зірка
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star-and
VIETNAMESE : Video giết chết các ngôi sao và radio
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star and
WELSH : ‘N Fideo lladd y seren radio a
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star
YIDDISH : ווידעא געהרגעט די ראַדיאָ שטערן
Back to ENGLISH : Video killed the radio star

Translation Score: 0.5515 (What’s This?)

My people have been without TP. No Man should be without TP

56 Translations Later:

Love.

Submitted by Anonymous

Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

AFRIKAANS : My mense is sonder TP. Geen mens behoort sonder TP
Back to ENGLISH : My people are without TP. A man should not TP
ALBANIAN : njerëzit e mia janë pa TP. Një njeri nuk duhet TP
Back to ENGLISH : My people are without TP. A man should not TP
ARABIC : شعبي لا توجد لديهم ن. ينبغي للرجل أن لا ن
Back to ENGLISH : People do not have n. A man should not be n
BELARUSIAN : Людзі не маюць М. Чалавек не павінен быць п
Back to ENGLISH : People do not have MS person should not be n
BULGARIAN : Хората не са държави-членки човек не трябва да се н
Back to ENGLISH : People are not Member States one should not be n
CATALAN : Les persones no són els Estats membres no ha de ser un n
Back to ENGLISH : People are not Member States should not be an n
CHINESE : 人不是会员国不应该是一个n
Back to ENGLISH : People are not Member States should not be a n
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 人不是会员国不应该是一个
Back to ENGLISH : People are not Member States should not be a
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 人不是會員國不應該是一個
Back to ENGLISH : People are not Member States should not be a
CROATIAN : Ljudi nisu države članice ne smije biti
Back to ENGLISH : People are not Member States shall not be
CZECH : Lidé nejsou členskými státy, není
Back to ENGLISH : People are not Member States, not
DANISH : Folk der ikke er medlemsstater, der ikke
Back to ENGLISH : People are not Member States not
DUTCH : Mensen zijn niet de lidstaten niet
Back to ENGLISH : People are not Member States not
ENGLISH : People are not Member States not
Back to ENGLISH : People are not Member States not
ESTONIAN : Inimesed ei ole liikmesriikidel mitte
Back to ENGLISH : People are not non-Member States
FILIPINO : Ang mga tao ay hindi di-Member States
Back to ENGLISH : People are not non-Member States
FINNISH : Ihmiset eivät ole muiden kuin jäsenvaltioiden
Back to ENGLISH : People are not non-Member States
FRENCH : Les gens ne sont pas les Etats non membres
Back to ENGLISH : People are not non-members
GALICIAN : As persoas non son non membros
Back to ENGLISH : People are not non-members
GERMAN : Die Menschen sind nicht Nicht-Mitglieder
Back to ENGLISH : People are not non-members
GREEK : Οι άνθρωποι δεν είναι τα μη μέλη
Back to ENGLISH : People are not non-members
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Moun yo pa ki pa manm
Back to ENGLISH : People are not members
HEBREW : אנשים הם לא חברים
Back to ENGLISH : People are not friends
HINDI : लोगों को दोस्त नहीं हैं
Back to ENGLISH : People are not friends
HUNGARIAN : Az emberek nem barátok
Back to ENGLISH : People are not friends
ICELANDIC : Fólk er ekki vinir
Back to ENGLISH : People are not friends
INDONESIAN : Orang tidak teman
Back to ENGLISH : People are not friends
IRISH : Is iad na daoine nach bhfuil cairde
Back to ENGLISH : The people who are not friends
ITALIAN : Le persone che non sono amici
Back to ENGLISH : People who are not friends
JAPANESE : 友達いない人
Back to ENGLISH : People who are not friends
KOREAN : 친구가없는 사람
Back to ENGLISH : A friend who does not
LATVIAN : Draugs, kas nav
Back to ENGLISH : Friend who is not
LITHUANIAN : Draugas, kuris yra ne
Back to ENGLISH : A friend who is not
MACEDONIAN : Еден пријател кој не е
Back to ENGLISH : A friend who is not
MALAY : Seorang teman yang tidak
Back to ENGLISH : A friend who is not
MALTESE : Ħabib li ma tkunx
Back to ENGLISH : Friend not
NORWEGIAN : Ikke vennen
Back to ENGLISH : Not your friend
PERSIAN : هنوز دوست شما
Back to ENGLISH : Still love you
POLISH : Wciąż cię kocham
Back to ENGLISH : I still love you
PORTUGUESE : Eu ainda te amo
Back to ENGLISH : I still love you
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Eu ainda te amo
Back to ENGLISH : I still love you
ROMANIAN : Eu încă te iubesc
Back to ENGLISH : I still love you
RUSSIAN : Я все еще люблю тебя
Back to ENGLISH : I still love you
SERBIAN : Још увек те волим
Back to ENGLISH : I still love you
SLOVAK : Pořád ťa milujem
Back to ENGLISH : I still love you
SLOVENIAN : Še vedno te ljubim
Back to ENGLISH : I still love you
SPANISH : Aún te amo
Back to ENGLISH : Still I love you
SWAHILI : Bado nakupenda
Back to ENGLISH : Still loved
SWEDISH : Fortfarande älskad
Back to ENGLISH : Still loved
TAGALOG : Still iniibig
Back to ENGLISH : Still love
THAI : ยังรัก
Back to ENGLISH : To love.
TURKISH : sevmek için.
Back to ENGLISH : to love.
UKRAINIAN : любити.
Back to ENGLISH : love.
VIETNAMESE : tình yêu.
Back to ENGLISH : love.
WELSH : gariad.
Back to ENGLISH : love.
YIDDISH : ליבע.
Back to ENGLISH : Love.

Translation Score: 0.0000 (What’s This?)

You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole! Run as you may, you cannot escape!

56 Translations Later:

Most font! You!

Submitted by Anonymous

Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

AFRIKAANS : Jy kan nie ontsnap nie die Almagtige spongat! Doen dit as jy kan, kan jy nie ontsnap nie!
Back to ENGLISH : You can not escape the Almighty bunghole! Do it if you can, you can not escape!
ALBANIAN : Ju nuk mund të shpëtojnë tapë Plotfuqishmi! A është nëse ju mund të, ju nuk mund t’i shpëtojë!
Back to ENGLISH : You can not escape the Almighty bunghole! Do it if you can, you can not escape!
ARABIC : لا يمكنك الهروب من ثقب لبرميل عز وجل! نفعل ذلك اذا كنت تستطيع ، لا يمكنك الهروب!
Back to ENGLISH : You can not escape from the hole for a barrel of Almighty! Do it if you can, you can not escape!
BELARUSIAN : Вы не можаце вырвацца з ямы за барэль Усемагутны! Зрабіце гэта, калі вы можаце, вы не можаце сысці!
Back to ENGLISH : You can not escape from the pit barrel GOD! Do it if you can, you can not go!
BULGARIAN : Не можеш да избягаш от Бог яма барел! Направи го, ако можете, не можете да отидете!
Back to ENGLISH : You can not escape from the tank barrel God! Do it if you can, you can not go!
CATALAN : No es pot escapar de la cisterna barril Déu! Fes-ho si pots, no pots anar!
Back to ENGLISH : Unable to escape from the tank barrel God! Do it if you can, you can not go!
CHINESE : 无法摆脱坦克桶上帝！如果你能做到这一点，你不能去！
Back to ENGLISH : God can not get rid of tanks and barrels! If you can do this, you can not go!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 神不能得到坦克和桶摆脱！如果你能做到这一点，你不能去！
Back to ENGLISH : God can not get rid of tanks and barrels! If you can do this, you can not go!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 神不能擺脫坦克和桶！如果你能做到這一點，你不能去！
Back to ENGLISH : God can not get rid of tanks and barrels! If you can do this, you can not go!
CROATIAN : Bog ne može riješiti spremnika i bačvi! Ako možete to učiniti, ne možete ići!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not solve the tanks and barrels! If you do, you can not go!
CZECH : Bůh nemůže vyřešit nádrží a sudů! Pokud tak učiníte, můžete jít!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not solve the tanks and drums! If you do, you can go!
DANISH : Gud kan ikke løse de tanke og tromler! Hvis du gør det, kan du gå!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not solve the tanks and drums! If you do, you can go!
DUTCH : God kan geen oplossing voor de tanks en vaten! Als je dat doet, kunt u gaan!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not solve the tanks and drums! If you do, you can go!
ENGLISH : God can not solve the tanks and drums! If you do, you can go!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not solve the tanks and drums! If you do, you can go!
ESTONIAN : Jumal ei saa lahendada tankid ja trummid! Kui te seda teete, võite minna!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not solve the tanks and drums! If you do, you go!
FILIPINO : Diyos ay hindi maaaring malutas ang tangke at drums! Kung gawin mo, pumunta ka!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not solve the tanks and drums! If you do, you go!
FINNISH : Jumala ei voi ratkaista säiliöiden ja rummut! Jos et, mene!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not solve the tanks and drums! If you do, go!
FRENCH : Dieu ne peut pas résoudre les réservoirs et les tambours! Si vous le faites, allez!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not solve the tanks and drums! If you are!
GALICIAN : Deus non pode resolver os tanques e tambores! Se vostede é!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not fix the tanks and drums! If you are!
GERMAN : Gott kann nicht fix die Tanks und Fässer! Wenn Sie sich!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not fix the tanks and drums! If you are!
GREEK : Ο Θεός δεν μπορεί να καθορίσει τις δεξαμενές και τα βαρέλια! Αν είστε!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not fix the tanks and drums! If you are!
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Bondye pa ka repare tank yo ak tanbou! Si ou!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not fix tanks and drums! If you!
HEBREW : אלוהים לא יכול לתקן טנקים תופים! אם אתם!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not fix tanks and drums! If you are!
HINDI : भगवान टैंक और ड्रम को ठीक नहीं कर सकता! यदि आप कर रहे हैं!
Back to ENGLISH : God can not fix tanks and drums! If you are!
HUNGARIAN : Isten nem erősít tartályok és hordók! Ha Ön!
Back to ENGLISH : God does not fix tanks and barrels! If you are!
ICELANDIC : Guð fer ekki festa skriðdreka og tunna! Ef þú ert!
Back to ENGLISH : God does not fix tanks and barrels! If you are!
INDONESIAN : Tuhan tidak memperbaiki tank dan barel! Jika Anda!
Back to ENGLISH : God does not fix the tanks and barrels! If you!
IRISH : Níl Dia shocrú umair agus bairillí! Má tá tú!
Back to ENGLISH : God is not fixing tanks and barrels! If you are!
ITALIAN : Dio non è fissa cisterne e botti! Se sei!
Back to ENGLISH : God is not fixing tanks and barrels! If you are!
JAPANESE : 神は戦車やバレルを固定されていません！あなたがしている場合！
Back to ENGLISH : God is not fixed tanks and barrels! If you are you!
KOREAN : 하나님은 탱크와 배럴을 고정하지 않습니다! 당신을있다면!
Back to ENGLISH : God does not fix the tank, and barrel! If you are!
LATVIAN : Dievs nenosaka tvertne, un mucu! Ja jums ir!
Back to ENGLISH : God does not tank, and barrel! If you are!
LITHUANIAN : Dievas ne tankas, o barelis! Jei esate!
Back to ENGLISH : God is not a tank, and barrel! If you are!
MACEDONIAN : Бог не е резервоарот, и барел! Ако сте!
Back to ENGLISH : God is not a tank, and barrel! If you are!
MALAY : Allah tidak tank, dan tong! Jika anda!
Back to ENGLISH : He does not tank, and barrel! If you!
MALTESE : Hu ma tank, u barmil! Jekk int!
Back to ENGLISH : He did not tank, and barrel! If you!
NORWEGIAN : Han gjorde ikke tanken, og fat! Hvis du!
Back to ENGLISH : He did not tank, and barrel! If you!
PERSIAN : او مخزن نیست ، و هر بشکه! اگر شما!
Back to ENGLISH : He does not tank, and barrel! You!
POLISH : Nie komory i beczki! Ciebie!
Back to ENGLISH : Not the chamber and barrel! You!
PORTUGUESE : Não é a câmara e cano! Você!
Back to ENGLISH : Not the chamber and barrel! You!
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Não é a câmara e cano! Você!
Back to ENGLISH : Not the chamber and barrel! You!
ROMANIAN : Nu de cameră şi baril! Tu!
Back to ENGLISH : No room and barrel! You!
RUSSIAN : Нет места и ствол! Вы!
Back to ENGLISH : No room and trunk! You!
SERBIAN : Нема собу и гепеку! Ви!
Back to ENGLISH : No room and trunk! You!
SLOVAK : Žiadny priestor a kufor! Ty!
Back to ENGLISH : No room for a suitcase! You!
SLOVENIAN : Ni prostora za kovček! You!
Back to ENGLISH : No room for a suitcase! You!
SPANISH : No hay lugar para una maleta! Usted!
Back to ENGLISH : No room for a suitcase! You!
SWAHILI : Hakuna nafasi ya suitcase a! Wewe!
Back to ENGLISH : No chance of a suitcase! You!
SWEDISH : Ingen möjlighet att en resväska! Du!
Back to ENGLISH : No possibility of a suitcase! You!
TAGALOG : Walang posibilidad ng isang maleta! Ikaw!
Back to ENGLISH : No possibility of a suitcase! You!
THAI : เป็นไปได้ของกระเป๋า No! คุณ!
Back to ENGLISH : The possibility of bag No! You!
TURKISH : çanta olasılığı yok! Sen!
Back to ENGLISH : unlikely case! You!
UKRAINIAN : навряд чи справа! Ви!
Back to ENGLISH : hardly the case! You!
VIETNAMESE : hầu như các trường hợp! Bạn!
Back to ENGLISH : most cases! You!
WELSH : rhan fwyaf o achosion! Rydych chi!
Back to ENGLISH : most cases! You!
YIDDISH : רובֿ קאַסעס! איר!
Back to ENGLISH : Most font! You!

Translation Score: 0.0000 (What’s This?)

is that the biggest ass you’ve ever seen?

56 Translations Later:

Losses Calculated?

Submitted by Why, yes, yes they have been!

Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

AFRIKAANS : is dat die grootste gat wat jy ooit het gesien?
Back to ENGLISH : is that the biggest hole you’ve ever seen?
ALBANIAN : është se vrimë e madhe e keni parë ndonjëherë?
Back to ENGLISH : is that big hole you’ve ever seen?
ARABIC : هو أن حفرة كبيرة كنت قد رأيت من أي وقت مضى؟
Back to ENGLISH : Is that big hole you’ve seen ever?
BELARUSIAN : Гэта вялікая дзірка вы бачылі калі-небудзь?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you ever seen?
BULGARIAN : Това е голяма дупка сте виждали?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you’ve seen?
CATALAN : Aquest és un gran forat que has vist?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you’ve seen?
CHINESE : 这是一个大洞你见过？
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you’ve seen?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 这是一个大洞你见过？
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you’ve seen?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 這是一個大洞你見過？
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you’ve seen?
CROATIAN : To je velika rupa ste vidjeli?
Back to ENGLISH : It’s a big hole you see?
CZECH : Je to velká díra vidíš?
Back to ENGLISH : It’s a big hole you see?
DANISH : Det er et stort hul du se?
Back to ENGLISH : It is a big hole you see?
DUTCH : Het is een groot gat zie je?
Back to ENGLISH : It’s a big hole you see?
ENGLISH : It’s a big hole you see?
Back to ENGLISH : It’s a big hole you see?
ESTONIAN : See on suur auk näed?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
FILIPINO : Ito ay isang malaking butas na nakikita mo?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
FINNISH : Tämä on iso reikä näet?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
FRENCH : Il s’agit d’un grand trou que vous voyez?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
GALICIAN : Este é un gran burato que ve?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
GERMAN : Dies ist ein großes Loch sehen Sie?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
GREEK : Αυτή είναι μια μεγάλη τρύπα που βλέπεις;
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Sa se yon gwo twou ou wè?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
HEBREW : זהו בור גדול שאתה רואה?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
HINDI : यह एक बड़ा छेद आप देख रहा है?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
HUNGARIAN : Ez egy nagy lyuk látsz?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
ICELANDIC : Þetta er stór gat þú sjá?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole you see?
INDONESIAN : Ini adalah lubang besar yang Anda lihat?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a big hole that you see?
IRISH : Is é seo an poll mór a fheiceann tú?
Back to ENGLISH : This is the big hole you see?
ITALIAN : Questo è il grande buco che vedi?
Back to ENGLISH : This is the big hole you see?
JAPANESE : これは、参照してください大きな穴ですか？
Back to ENGLISH : This Is Please see the big hole?
KOREAN : 이것은 큰 구멍을 참조하십시오 있나요?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you see a big hole in it?
LATVIAN : Vai jūs saskatāt lielu caurums tajā?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you see a big hole in it?
LITHUANIAN : Ar manote, kad didelė skylė ji?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you think that a large hole in it?
MACEDONIAN : Дали мислите дека голем дупка во неа?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you think that a large hole in it?
MALAY : Adakah anda berfikir bahawa sebuah lubang besar di dalamnya?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you think that a big hole in it?
MALTESE : Taħseb li toqba kbir fiha?
Back to ENGLISH : Think big hole in it?
NORWEGIAN : Tenk stort hull i den?
Back to ENGLISH : Think big hole in it?
PERSIAN : فکر سوراخ بزرگ در آن؟
Back to ENGLISH : Think big hole in it?
POLISH : Pomyśl dziurę w to?
Back to ENGLISH : Think of a hole in it?
PORTUGUESE : Pense em um buraco?
Back to ENGLISH : Think of a hole?
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Pense em um buraco?
Back to ENGLISH : Think of a hole?
ROMANIAN : Gândiţi-vă la o gaura?
Back to ENGLISH : Think of a hole?
RUSSIAN : Подумайте о дыре?
Back to ENGLISH : Think about the hole?
SERBIAN : Размислите о рупе?
Back to ENGLISH : Think about the holes?
SLOVAK : Zamyslite sa nad diery?
Back to ENGLISH : Consider the holes?
SLOVENIAN : Razmislite luknje?
Back to ENGLISH : Consider the hole?
SPANISH : Considere el agujero?
Back to ENGLISH : Consider the hole?
SWAHILI : Fikiria shimo?
Back to ENGLISH : Consider the hole?
SWEDISH : Tänk på hålet?
Back to ENGLISH : Think of the hole?
TAGALOG : Mag-isip ng butas?
Back to ENGLISH : Think of the hole?
THAI : คิดหลุม?
Back to ENGLISH : Charge hole?
TURKISH : Şarj delik?
Back to ENGLISH : Charging hole?
UKRAINIAN : Зарядка дірку?
Back to ENGLISH : Charging hole?
VIETNAMESE : Tính lỗ?
Back to ENGLISH : Losses calculated?
WELSH : Colledion gyfrifo?
Back to ENGLISH : Losses calculated?
YIDDISH : לאָססעס קאַלקיאַלייטאַד?
Back to ENGLISH : Losses Calculated?

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I think poo is funny because it comes out of your BUM.

50 Translations Later:

I ask because I think it’s really bad.

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Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

AFRIKAANS : Ek dink dat slegte is snaaks, want dit kom uit jou agterent.
Back to ENGLISH : I think bad is funny, because it comes from your bum.
ALBANIAN : Unë mendoj se i keq është qesharak, sepse ajo vjen nga ndenjura tuaj.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst is funny, because it comes from your rear.
ARABIC : وأعتقد أن الأسوأ هو مضحك ، لأنه يأتي من خلفية الخاص بك.
Back to ENGLISH : I think that the worst is funny, because it comes from your background.
BELARUSIAN : Я думаю, што горшае ўжо смешна, таму што яна зыходзіць ад фону.
Back to ENGLISH : I think that the worst is funny, because it comes from the background.
BULGARIAN : Мисля, че най-лошото е смешно, защото идва на фона.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst is funny because it comes against the background.
CATALAN : Crec que el pitjor és graciós perquè es tracta del fons.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst is funny because this is the bottom.
CHINESE : 我认为最糟糕的是有趣，因为这是底部。
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst thing is interesting, because this is the bottom.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我认为最糟糕的事情是有趣的，因为这是底部。
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst thing is interesting, because this is the bottom.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我認為最糟糕的事情是有趣的，因為這是底部。
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst thing is interesting, because this is the bottom.
CROATIAN : Mislim da je najgora stvar je zanimljiva, jer je to dno.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst thing is interesting, because it is the bottom.
CZECH : Myslím, že nejhorší věc je zajímavá, protože je dole.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst thing is interesting because it is mine.
DANISH : Jeg tror, det værste er interessant, fordi det er mit.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst is interesting because it is mine.
DUTCH : Ik denk dat het ergste is interessant omdat het is van mij.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst is interesting because it is mine.
ENGLISH : I think the worst is interesting because it is mine.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst is interesting because it is mine.
ESTONIAN : Ma arvan, et halvim on huvitav, sest see on minu.
Back to ENGLISH : I think that the worst case is interesting because it is mine.
FILIPINO : tingin ko na ang pinakamasama kaso ay kagiliw-giliw na ito sapagkat ito ay minahan.
Back to ENGLISH : I think that the worst case is interesting because it is mine.
FINNISH : Uskon, että pahimmassa tapauksessa on mielenkiintoinen, koska se on minun.
Back to ENGLISH : I believe that the worst case is interesting because it is mine.
FRENCH : Je crois que le pire des cas est intéressant car il est à moi.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst case is interesting because it is mine.
GALICIAN : Creo que o peor caso é interesante porque é o meu.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst case is interesting because it is mine.
GERMAN : Ich denke, der schlimmste Fall ist interessant, weil es meins ist.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst case is interesting because it’s mine.
GREEK : Νομίζω ότι η χειρότερη περίπτωση είναι ενδιαφέρουσα δικό μου επειδή είναι.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst case is interesting because it’s mine.
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Mwen panse ke ka ki pi mal la se enteresan min paske li te la.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst case is interesting because it min’s.
HEBREW : אני חושב במקרה הגרוע ביותר היא מעניינת משום שהיא של דקות.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst case is interesting because it’s minutes.
HINDI : मुझे लगता है कि सबसे खराब स्थिति दिलचस्प है यह है क्योंकि मिनट.
Back to ENGLISH : I think this is the worst case is interesting because the minute.
HUNGARIAN : Azt hiszem, ez a legrosszabb eset azért érdekes, mert a perc.
Back to ENGLISH : I think this is the worst case is interesting because the minute.
ICELANDIC : Ég held að þetta er versta tilfelli er áhugavert vegna þess að mínútu.
Back to ENGLISH : I think this is the worst case is interesting because the minute.
INDONESIAN : Saya rasa ini adalah kasus terburuk adalah menarik karena menit.
Back to ENGLISH : I think this is the worst case is interesting because the minute.
IRISH : Ceapaim go bhfuil an cás ba mheasa ná spéisiúil mar gheall ar an nóiméad.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst case is interesting because at the moment.
ITALIAN : Penso che il caso peggiore è interessante perché in questo momento.
Back to ENGLISH : I think the worst case is interesting because at this time.
JAPANESE : 私は最悪の場合は面白い、この時間のためにあると思います。
Back to ENGLISH : My worst case is interesting, because I think that this time.
KOREAN : 제가 생각하기 때문에 내 최악의 경우 흥미, 이건 정말 시간.
Back to ENGLISH : I’m interested because I think my worst case, it’s really time.
LATVIAN : Mani interesē, jo es domāju, ka mans sliktākajā gadījumā, tas tiešām laiks.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think my worst, it’s really time.
LITHUANIAN : Mane domina, nes manau, kad mano blogiausia, tai tikrai laiko.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think my worst, it’s really time.
MACEDONIAN : Заинтересиран сум бидејќи мислам дека моите најлоши, тоа е навистина време.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think my worst, it’s really time.
MALAY : Saya tertarik kerana saya fikir terburuk saya, itu benar-benar masa.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think my worst, it’s really time.
MALTESE : I am interessati għaliex naħseb agħar tiegħi, huwa verament ħin.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think my worst, it’s really time.
NORWEGIAN : Jeg er interessert fordi jeg tror min verste, er det virkelig tid.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think my worst, it’s really time.
PERSIAN : من علاقه دارم چون فکر می کنم بدترین من ، که واقعا هم نیست.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think the worst, that’s not really.
POLISH : Jestem zainteresowany, ponieważ uważam, że najgorsze, że naprawdę nie jest.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think that the worst that’s really not.
PORTUGUESE : Estou interessado porque eu acho que a pior coisa que realmente não é.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think the worst thing really is not.
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Estou interessado porque eu acho que a pior coisa que realmente não é.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think the worst thing really is not.
ROMANIAN : Sunt interesat, deoarece cred că cel mai rău lucru nu este adevărat.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think the worst is not true.
RUSSIAN : Меня интересует, потому что я думаю, что худшее не соответствует действительности.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think that the worst is not true.
SERBIAN : Ја сам заинтересован, јер мислим да је најгоре није тачно.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think the worst is true.
SLOVAK : Mám záujem, pretože si myslím, že najhoršie je pravda.
Back to ENGLISH : I am interested because I think that the worst is true.
SLOVENIAN : Zanima me, ker mislim, da je najhujše res.
Back to ENGLISH : I wonder because I think the worst is true.
SPANISH : Me pregunto porque creo que lo peor es cierto.
Back to ENGLISH : I ask because I think the worst is true.
SWAHILI : Mimi kuuliza kwa sababu nadhani ni mbaya kweli.
Back to ENGLISH : I ask because I think it is really bad.
SWEDISH : Jag frågar eftersom jag tycker det är riktigt dålig.
Back to ENGLISH : I ask because I think it’s really bad.
TAGALOG : humingi ako dahil sa tingin ko ito ay talagang masama.
Back to ENGLISH : I ask because I think it’s really bad.

Translation Score: 0.1293 (What’s This?)

sorry, I slept with your wife

50 Translations Later:

Unfortunately, this

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Below is a break-down of the translation process. Google Translate receives the original English text, translates it to the first foreign language and then translates it back to English. It then repeats the process with the new English text up to 56 times. Sometimes the funniest parts are in between!

AFRIKAANS : jammer, ek het ontslaap met jou vrou
Back to ENGLISH : sorry, I slept with your wife
ALBANIAN : Më vjen keq, kam fjetur me gruan tuaj
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, I slept with your wife
ARABIC : آسف ، كنت أنام مع زوجتك
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, I slept with your wife
BELARUSIAN : На жаль, я спаў з тваёй жонкай
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, I slept with your wife
BULGARIAN : За съжаление, съм спал с жена си
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, I slept with his wife
CATALAN : Per desgràcia, jo dormia amb la seva dona
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, I slept with his wife
CHINESE : 不幸的是，我睡他的妻子
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, I slept with his wife
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 不幸的是，我睡他的妻子
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, I slept with his wife
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 不幸的是，我睡他的妻子
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, I slept with his wife
CROATIAN : Nažalost, nisam spavao sa suprugom
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, I slept with her husband
CZECH : Bohužel jsem spala se svým manželem
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, I slept with her husband
DANISH : Desværre, jeg sov sammen med sin mand
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, I slept with her husband
DUTCH : Sorry, ik sliep met haar man
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, I slept with her husband
ENGLISH : Sorry, I slept with her husband
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, I slept with her husband
ESTONIAN : Sorry, ma magasin koos abikaasa
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, I slept with her husband
FILIPINO : Paumanhin, ako slept sa kanyang asawa
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, I slept with her husband
FINNISH : Anteeksi, minä nukuin hänen miehensä
Back to ENGLISH : Excuse me, I slept her husband
FRENCH : Excusez-moi, j’ai dormi son mari
Back to ENGLISH : Excuse me, I stayed her husband
GALICIAN : Desculpe-me, estean home
Back to ENGLISH : Excuse me, this man
GERMAN : Entschuldigen Sie mich, dieser Mann
Back to ENGLISH : Excuse me, this man
GREEK : Συγγνώμη, αυτό το άτομο
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, this person
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Padon, moun sa a
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, this person
HEBREW : סליחה, זה אדם
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, this person
HINDI : क्षमा करें, इस व्यक्ति
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, this person
HUNGARIAN : Sajnáljuk, ez a személy
Back to ENGLISH : Sorry, this person
ICELANDIC : Því miður, þessi manneskja
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, that person
INDONESIAN : Sayangnya, orang itu
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, that person
IRISH : Ar an drochuair, an duine sin
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, that person
ITALIAN : Purtroppo, questa persona
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this person
JAPANESE : 残念ながら、この人
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this person
KOREAN : 불행히도,이 사람
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, these people
LATVIAN : Diemžēl, šie cilvēki
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, those people
LITHUANIAN : Deja, tų žmonių,
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, those people
MACEDONIAN : За жал, тие луѓе
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, those people
MALAY : Malangnya, orang-orang
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, those
MALTESE : Sfortunatament, dawn
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, these
NORWEGIAN : Dessverre er disse
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, these
PERSIAN : متاسفانه ، این
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
POLISH : Niestety, ta
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
PORTUGUESE : Infelizmente, este
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Infelizmente, este
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
ROMANIAN : Din păcate, acest
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
RUSSIAN : К сожалению, этот
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
SERBIAN : Нажалост, овај
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
SLOVAK : Bohužiaľ, toto
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
SLOVENIAN : Na žalost, to
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
SPANISH : Desafortunadamente, esta
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
SWAHILI : Kwa bahati mbaya, hii
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
SWEDISH : Tyvärr, detta
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this
TAGALOG : Sa kasamaang palad, ito
Back to ENGLISH : Unfortunately, this

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