TranslatorOriginal:
I hate facebook. I don’t care what stupid minutiae is going on in my friends’ and relatives’ lives.
56 Translations Later:
Facebook is not stupid, I hate your friends and family.
Submitted by Anonymous
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Expect only tragedy.
Original:
Expect only tragedy.
56 Translations Later:
Politics
Submitted by Galaxie – I couldn’t have said it better!
Ask not what your country can do for…
Original:
Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.
56 Translations Later:
Or you can go home.
Submitted by Franklin – and finish the damn fence!
What you gonna do with all that…
Original:
What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk
50 Translations Later:
Nothing special
Submitted by well fuck
Never gonna give you up, never gonna…
Original:
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
56 Translations Later:
Sweet
Submitted by The Translator was Rickrolled! And it got the joke
I’m proud to be an American, where…
Original:
I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free! And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me! And I proudly stand up, next to you and defend her still today, because I won’t forget the land I love, God bless the USA
10 Translations Later:
I am very proud of the United States, because at least I know I’m free! That is, I will never forget those who die! Privacy and proud to now, no place, I love you, God bless the United States have fallen into oblivion
Submitted by Oh dear…
i have warts
Original:
i have warts
20 Translations Later:
I have nipples
Submitted by Anonymous
War is God’s way of teaching…
Original:
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
10 Translations Later:
God of War is a way of teaching Americans geography.
Submitted by Anonymous
I have been abducted by aliens, and…
Original:
I have been abducted by aliens, and I was anally probed.
56 Translations Later:
But under the Guidance of Foreign Assets.
Submitted by Anonymous
Let’s have some fun, this beat is…
Original:
Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
56 Translations Later:
I am tired.
Submitted by hayyitsedr
